Saturday, July 12, 2008

How men choose their wives?

Choosing a wife

A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.
The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup; buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.

The man was impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.

Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.

Obviously, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.

he married the one with the biggest boobs.
Men are like that, you know.

You'll Never Walk Alone


lilbuttermilk said...

yup! i agree that most men judge women by appearance. sad, isn't it?

Lena T said...

some men are undeniably turned on and attracted to a radiant, confident, beautiful woman. on the other hand, there's no point men pursuing women's outer beauty alone if her attitude sucks.

Buzzing J said...

Nope. I think Man will marry the one who spent the money on him. Get the one who invested his money and double the investment as his business partner and have the one who spend all on herself as his mistress. Why choose? :)

Lena T said...

buzzing j,
Just doesn't feel right for me.

Buzzing J said...

Sorry. Just trying to be funny here. My apologies.

Lena T said...

buzzing j,
need not apologize. different men have different preferences.

brazil cool said...

I would pick the one who spent on me.

Lena T said...

brazil cool,
ha ha, i guess it's all about finding the right girl then.