Friday, July 4, 2008

Watermelon Is Nature's Viagra

Water melons may have the solution for those men who fail to rise to the occasion in the bedroom, with scientists discovering that a slice of watermelon has effects similar to the impotence drug Viagra. Very interesting indeed, who needs Viagra if you have a watermelon? Well guys, better stock up on your watermelon if you want to increase libido and continue to satisfy your woman well into your old age.

I expect to see a mad rush coming on watermelons and perhaps a world wide watermelon shortage. Besides, I have a feeling that watermelon sales would see a boost across globe after this revelation. I'm afraid this is NOT a piece of good news for the Viagra company. Their profits may sink and watermelons could soon force Viagra out of the market.

On a healthy note.....take more watermelons ya !! ...It’s a great way to relax blood vessels without any drug side effects, not just for the better sex, of course. :)

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In the meantime, here's wishing Happy 4th July to U.S.A.

5 comments:

Your Five A Day said...

Wow! I'm off to buy my boyfriend plenty of watermelon. Cool!

Lena T said...

your five a day,
As long as he enjoys eating watermelon, that's all that matters.

Johnny Ong said...

oh no, another fruit's pricing will go up

RwN said...

whoa~!! thx for the tip man =)

but on the other hand, u dun wana have sex smelling like a melon!

Lena T said...

johnny,
yeah, most likely....it's just a matter of time.

rwn,
ha ha...i wouldn't mind if it smells like a good, sweet melon.